Eligibility (comedy edition)
Religion/caste check zero. Roach vibe check hundred.
RULE 01
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Berozgaar Aura
LinkedIn pe "Open to work" 6 mahine se — badge of honour.
Tagline: "Naukri nahi, narrative strong hai."
RULE 02
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Lazy Pro Max
Kamre se bahar sirf chai aur existential crisis ke liye niklo.
Tagline: "Body off, brain Twitter pe."
RULE 03
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Screen Addict
Phone battery 2 baar din mein khatam — political awareness level max.
Tagline: "Reels = research paper."
RULE 04
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Meme Lord
WhatsApp pe forward karna aata ho — par sirf funny, toxic nahi.
Tagline: "Hasao, lecture mat do."
Meme Cards — click = tagline
DIY comedy tiles. Screenshot le, group mein daal.
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Chappal se bhi zyada durable
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Campaign bed se start
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HQ: jahan net pakde
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Cabinet = chai cabinet
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Budget: borrow from bro
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Mic nahi — meme horn
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Opposition bhi friend zone
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Award: Best late rally
Extra taglines (bonus pack)
Hamara symbol chalta hai — tumhara net nahi
Press conference = voice note 1:47
Coalition? Haan, chai wale bhaiya se
Exit poll: mom ka "kab shaadi?"
Foreign policy: Amazon delivery track