Neeche sab original comedy hai. Print karke fridge pe chipka sakte ho — uncle confuse ho jayenge.
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Tagline: "Chai pe charcha, bill pe mat charcha."
Har colony meeting mein 1 free chai round
Agenda serious ho ya nahi — pehla sip mandatory. Second sip tab jab koi "youth ko lazy bol rahe hain" kahe.
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02
Tagline: "Knock knock — pehle permission."
Landlord bina SMS ke room mein na ghuse
24 ghante notice. Violation pe penalty: unke favourite serial ka spoiler group chat mein.
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03
Tagline: "Speed slow? Paisa bhi slow."
WiFi bill aadha agar speed aadhi ho
Buffering 3+ sec = automatic refund in memes. ISP ko roach rating milegi ⭐🪳.
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04
Tagline: "9 PM ke baad sirf Netflix politics."
Relative ki politics raat 9 ke baad banned
"Shadi kab karoge" aur "vote kisko diya" — dono curfew ke andar. Break pe sirf food debate allowed.
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Tagline: "Sunday = peace treaty."
Sunday ko koi motivational WhatsApp forward nahi
Sirf memes, pets, aur "khana bana lo" wale messages. Violator ko roach sticker pack bhejenge.
